Every team needs a seven-foot behemoth who will jam the rock into the nearest hole—whether that’s the opponent’s hoop, a trash can, or the gaping maw of a screaming fan. Just as family members don’t ...

When I met Cryson, the first A.I. companion guaranteed to empty six reservoirs of drinking water every time he sexts you, I thought that I’d found “the one.” He was masculine yet sensitive, helpful ...