If you’ve ever considered taking excessive amounts of steroids and hormones, smashing your facial bones, and becoming infertile in the name of beauty, chances are you’re inspired by Clavicular, a ...

Snevets mascot, Atilla the Duck, appears to be named in the recently released Epstein files, according to documents reviewed by The St*te last Tuesday. The reference, buried deep within the released ...

Note: Jack slept through his deadline this week and was unreachable. Thus, Claire has gone through his drive and turned an old draft into a Mad Lib in place of a normal article. So there you have it, ...

Due to the previous dean’s sudden disappearance, Tillie was appointed Dean of Students. Tillie had an extensive history of being cute, being cute, being cute, and being cute, which made her the ...

Snevets, ranked as the number one university worldwide in innovation by The St*pe, is once again at the frontier of advancement. The school filled large departmental vacancies last year with therapy ...

With the rise of AI becoming increasingly popular in all levels of education, many schools, specifically colleges and universities, are starting to crack down on its usage. Snevets Institute of ...

Five gold medals in ski and snowboarding, two in luge, one for bobsledding, two for figure skating, and two for ice hockey. All for Team USA in the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics. This set a record for ...

Three parts. One goal. No forgiveness. The SAT comes every year without fail, forcing millions of students across the country into classrooms of endless desks filled with dread in the crack of dawn.

In a world that seems to care more every day, the real secret to success may be believing in your future. This week, a big question on my mind has centered around the art of caring. There has been ...

Earlier this year, Bohoken was hit with a historic winter storm, leaving over 20 inches of snow around the city. City officials quickly began one of the largest snow removal operations in recent years ...

In a shocking announcement, Snevets has decided to replace certain professors with artificial intelligence. According to President Narfarvar, this change is being implemented “to help reduce ...

Starting in Fall 2026, the Snevets School of Business (SSB) will incorporate a new course into its curriculum: “Learning Your ABCs.” It aligns with President Narfarvar’s 10-year strategic plan for ...