For decades, the interplanetary warriors and metal Gods we call GWAR have always dealt with change, yet one thing has always remained the exact same: when it comes to violently murdering celebrities ...

These days, you have to more than fake it to make it, and typically speaking, it all boils down to personal branding. You have to be a content creator. You have to make every single person on ...

Well, well, well – if another week hasn’t finished in this capitalist hellscape. Not soon enough, if you ask me – I want to sleep, smoke joints, and pet my cats – or does my name give that away ...

Have you heard the news? Well, you probably haven’t, because those data centers popping up everywhere are loud as fuck. You know, those data centers that offer more computing power than our species ...

Another week, another paycheck, another vinyl drop – we all know how the story goes. Your favorite band ends up dropping a new variant, you’re dying to get your hands on it, you marvel at it when you ...

Metal isn’t just music, it isn’t just a way of life, it IS life. In fact, in 2026, it might just be the only thing worth living for! As the world’s first and only frontgob of the premier goblin-metal ...

Tired of sleeping in the van? Is the La Quinta Inn with the room doors that open directly onto the highway too rich for your blood on this run of tour dates? Does every single 24-hour convenience ...

Another week, another Wednesday. It’s Smokey Goretooth again with a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take your horror stories and ultimately decide if you suck for ...