The Best Dad Jokes

Writing this song felt like a musical departure and coming home at the same time. Creating something for Jessie was a new challenge and also felt like second nature all at once. And being a Toy Story kid from the age of 5 til now… is an adventure I plan to be on, to infinity and beyond. “I Knew It, I Knew You” from Toy Story 5 is out everywhere now. 🤠🐴

My wife is still mad at me for this, but I would do it again..

Most people focus on the smallest part of their daily calorie burn. 🏋️ Exercise: ~5% 🍽️ Digesting food (thermic effect): ~10% 🚶 Daily movement: ~20% ❤️ Basal metabolic rate (just keeping you alive): ~65% That’s why you can’t out-train a bad diet. You’ll typically burn around 3 to 5 times more calories through your daily movement than your workouts, and eating more protein can slightly increase the calories you burn through digestion. Building muscle also helps you burn more calories every sin

Reporter left completely speechless by Japan’s new $70M Maglev train 🤯

Landman season 2 arrives 16 Nov on Paramount UK & Ireland

This VR Mod Shames Triple-A Games #ReadyOrNotVR

The Fake Surrender AI in Ready or Not is Heartless 💀 #readyornot